"Cards? I only play with girls." Balamb Garden, in Quistis' classroom
Irvine: "Selphie...we're destined to be together!"
Selphie: "Y-yeah right!"
Irvine: "A sigh of love?"
Selphie: "N-no!"
Selphie(to Squall): "My heart's pounding...what is this I'm feeling?" on the train
"(For me and Selphie!)" Galbadia Garden, Disk 2
"I have to redeem myself."
"Hmm... Perhaps it's fate?"
"My turn to boogie now."
"I really liked this girl, and it made me so happy just to talk to her." talking about Selphie during orphanage flashback
"Well, it's not very interesting hangin' out in a guys[sic] room anyway..." Zell's room during Balamb takeover
"Selphie, Rinoa, Quistis...I don't know which one to choose..." talking to Squall on the train
Squall: "Have a good time..."
Selphie: "Are you being sarcastic!? You are, aren't you! Well, fine then! We WILL have a good time!"
Rinoa: "We understand very well. Come on Mr. Kinneas, let's go."
Irvine: "Call me Irvine. I'm a pretty lucky guy. Hand in hand with two beautiful girls!"
Selphie: "Irvy Kinneapoo! I'll make you happy!"
Quistis: "I think I feel sick..."
Irvine: "So like... Is it true that SeeDs aren't supposed to question their mission?"
Squall: "What do you care?"
Irvine: "So like... if you knew that your enemies were pure evil, you'd get more fired up to fight them, right?"
Rinoa: "Stop trying to act so cool! Gee, if only you had agreed with me earlier, we wouldn't be in this mess."
Quistis: "Rinoa, you're all right!"
Irvine: "Uh huh. Of course. Courtesy of my escort."
Zell: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Irvine: "Ahh..."
Rinoa: "My father pulled some strings with the military. He told them to get me, and only me, out."
Irvine: "Then..."
Rinoa: "So this guy here... He came and got me. Just me! Knowing you were all captured!"
Irvine: "Ahh, that's..."
Rinoa: "Isn't that horrible?"
Irvine: "Allright, allright...! I said I was sorry. That's why I'm here to help!"
Rinoa: "After I scratched you to death."
Irvine: "A-A-Anyhow, now's our chance."
Irvine: "Selphie... We're destined to be together!"
Selphie: "Y-Yeah right...!"
Irvine: "A sigh of love?"
Selphie: "N-No..."
Irvine: "Pardon me..."
Squall: "If the sniper should fail, we're to attack the sorceress head on."
Irvine: "Thanks for the support, but I never miss my target."
Irvine: "Allrighty! We'll be there in like a second. Wait right there."
Quistis: "Sure takes awhile, doesn't it?"
Irvine: "So what? What's the rush?"
Selphie: "I wanna ride the yellow one!"
Quistis: "I'll take that one, too."
Rinoa: "Okay me, too."
Irvine: "Hey, hey, hey! Ladies?"
Zell: "Let's go, Irvine."
"Oh... The soft side of me is coming out..."
(... Geez... Selphie can be a little outta control at times...)
"Squall... He didn't trust me. That's probably why he put me on this team..."
Irvine: "Rinoa..."
Quistis: "Irvine Kinneas! You're playing a major role in this mission. Now behave yourself!"
Irvine: "No one understands me... Sharpshooters are loners by nature.. We hone our instincts, pour our whole being into a single bullet. The pressure of the moment... An instant of tension.. That's what... I have to face alone... It's not easy. So like... Just do me a favor, and let me be! You get my drift?"
Irvine: "Hey, Squall, here comes one of your buddies!"
Galbadian Soilder: "Stop the TRAIIIINNNN!"
Irvine: "Impressive. Don't hurt yourself!"
Galbadian Soilder: "ARGGGHHH!"
Irvine: "Sorry, man!" *
Squall: "... What?"
Irvine: "Selphie's feeling down right now. I thought I should let you know, since you're... Kind of like everybody's leader. I think you should go talk to her. I know you're a klutz when it comes to these things, so I'll back you."
Irvine: "Wow. I didn't expect all this heavy machinery."
Squall: "How else are they going to repair it? With hammers and nails?"
Irvine: "Hey, hey, hey, this isn't my department."
Squal: "Then what is?"
Irvine: "... Guns and women, of course."
Familiar Face #3: "That's strange... You don't look like one of them... So why are you with them?"
Irvine: "Them?"
Familiar Face #3: "Those warmonger SeeDs. "
Irvine: "Before, I was just a solo sniper... A lone ranger. I was alone in my battles: my battles against pressure, my battles against death. It almost drove me nuts at times. And it was 'them' who saved me from it all... 'They' are what you call comrades."
Familiar Face #3: "Then you are one of them. Another warmonger."
Irvine: "Yup... I guess so. I'm a warmonger. And you... judging us... Who are you?"
Familiar Face #3: "......"
Irvine: "How's this?"
Squall: "(Yeah, whatever.) Have a good time..."
Selphie: "Are you being sarcastic!? You are, aren't you! Well, fine then! We WILL have a good time!
Rinoa: We understand very well. Come on Mr. Kinneas, let's go!" (hugs him, Zell looks shocked)
Squall: "(...H-Hey.)
Irvine: "Call me Irvine. I'm a pretty lucky guy. Hand in hand with two beautiful girls!"
Selphie: "Irvy Kinnepooo! I'll make you happy!" Galbadia Garden
"So like... I've been thinking about this for a while now... Maybe you should loosen up a bit? You'll be sure to get girls that way...!" talking to Squall